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    Just in case any of you were contemplating having another baby, a
    65-year-old woman was recently able to give birth, thanks to the new
    technology available to 'older women.'. When she was discharged from
    the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

    ''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

    "Not yet," said the mother. I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first."

    Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

    "No, not yet," said the mother.

    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
    the baby now?

    "No, not yet," replied the mother.

    Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.


    "WHEN HE CRIES? Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

    "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him."
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

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    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

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