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    Alabama:
    Yes, we have electricity

    Alaska:
    Where Women are Men, and Men are scared

    Arizona:
    But It's a Dry Heat

    Arkansas:
    Litterasy Ain't Everthing

    California:
    As Seen on TV

    Colorado:
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut:
    Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

    Delaware:
    We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

    Florida:
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia:
    We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii:
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

    Idaho:
    Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?

    Illinois:
    Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana:
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa:
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas:
    Where Science Don't Mean Sh__!

    Kentucky:
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana:
    We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
    Campaign

    Maine:
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland:
    A Thinking Man's Delaware

    Massachusetts:
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

    Michigan:
    First Line of Defense From the Canadians

    Minnesota:
    10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi:
    Come Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri:
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

    Montana:
    Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
    Very Little
    Else

    Nebraska:
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada:
    Ladies of the night and Poker!

    New Hampshire:
    Go Away and Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey:
    You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
    Here!

    New Mexico:
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York:
    You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to
    an Attorney...

    North Carolina:
    Tobacco is a Vegetable

    North Dakota:
    We Really are One of the 50 States!

    Ohio:
    At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma:
    Like the Play, only No Singing

    Oregon:
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania:
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island:
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina:
    Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

    South Dakota:
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee:
    The Educashun State

    Texas:
    Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)

    Utah:
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont:
    Yep

    Virginia:
    Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington:
    Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.:
    Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia:
    One Big Happy Family-Really!

    Wisconsin:
    Come Cut Our Cheese

    Wyoming:
    Where men are men and sheep are scared
    Last edited by Marcel in Longueuil; 09-21-2006, 05:53 PM.
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    What's so funny ? Tobacco IS a vegetable
    .........isn't it ?
    ...~Robert~
    DW788 and Hawk 226

    " Please let me grow to be the man my dog thinks I am "

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    • #3
      For a long time the Oregon Motto was
      "visit quickly, then leave"

      Sometimes I wish it was still that.
      Chuck D


      When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
      Jean De La Bruyere...

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      Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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      • #4
        I undeleted this post because I found it hilarious.
        I think Dale had reservations about upsetting people. Heck We are Canadians Were are darn near perfect, How could we take offence?
        Carl.


        What is Canadas motto ? Maybe "I wish I were there (with a arrow pointing down) ? LOL, Dale
        Last edited by CanadianScroller; 09-24-2006, 05:31 PM.
        Dale w/ yella saws

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        • #5
          West Virginia Talks Back !!!

          Please BE AdVised, okay got your attention. I have to admit I am a halfbreed. Daddy was a hick and mother is a hillbilly. I am just a hickabilly making sawdust. I am not in any way trying to offend anyone. Steve This just a motto about myself.
          If This HillBilly Can't Fix it Then it Ain't Broke!!!
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