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  • You Killed the Easter Bunny!

    A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw
    the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
    swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
    rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
    of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

    The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal
    lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to
    see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much
    to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt
    guilty and began to cry.

    A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
    the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of
    her car and asked the man what was wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
    Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
    because of me. What should I do?"

    The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
    to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
    can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
    the entire contents of the can onto the little furry

    Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
    picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
    two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
    Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved again. Then he
    hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
    hopped another 50 yards and waved again!

    The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in
    Heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you
    sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

    The woman turned the can around so that the man could read
    the label. It said, "Hair spray. Restores life to dead
    hair. Adds permanent wave."
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    • #3
      luckily that lady stopped...

      and had some hair spray that restores life to dead
      hair...we sure would miss him up at the lake next year...

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      • #4
        there is intirely to much ing around heeheheh
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