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You Killed the Easter Bunny!
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to
see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much
to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt
guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of
her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry
animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved again. Then he
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in
Heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you
sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read
the label. It said, "Hair spray. Restores life to dead
hair. Adds permanent wave."
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket
of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal
lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to
see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much
to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt
guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on
the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of
her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter
because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what
to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray
can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry
animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up,
picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the
two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the
Easter Bunny stopped, turned around and waved again. Then he
hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved,
hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in
Heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you
sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read
the label. It said, "Hair spray. Restores life to dead
hair. Adds permanent wave."
there is intirely to much
ing around 
heeheheh
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