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  • The Procrastinators Creed

    1.I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have
    been done already.

    2.I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or
    find excuses.

    3.I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of

    4.I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to
    the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from
    missing them.

    5.I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for
    new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from
    my obligations.

    6.I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
    regardless of the amount of time given.

    7.I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle,
    though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.

    8.If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

    9.I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I
    decide to change my mind.

    10.I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first
    step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

    11.I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the
    greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work
    that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

    12.I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but
    is wait/plan/plan.

    13.I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget
    about forever.

    14.I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-
    Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever
    get it organized.
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    I would have replied earlier but I put off reading it.

    That sounds like some good advice.
    "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21


    • #3
      And my hubby's favorite
      "Don't worry Babe, Ya gotta pace yourself"
      Great list Marcel


      • #4
        sawdustus of hiawatha

        How true. How true. And my favorite:

        Never do today what you can successfully put off until tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow....

        A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

        delta 650, hawk G426


        • #5
          Procrastination and apathy go hand in hand.
          If anyone really cared I may have got around to finding a cure for both.
          "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
          Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21


          • #6
            saw this post yesterday but why rush into things its so much easyier to let others answer first so I could see what they wrote
            Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788


            • #7
              Our company motto is:

              If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

              These folks are the greatest about putting stuff off. Let's see how long we can stall the client.
              "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney


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