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    A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room
    service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
    published in the Far East Economic Review.

    Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"


    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"


    RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"



    Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow
    July den?" (Ow July zem)


    G: "What??"


    RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"


    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
    please."


    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"


    G: "Crisp will be fine"


    RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"


    G: "What?"


    RS: "San tos. July San tos?"


    G: "I don't think so"


    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"


    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    'judo one toes' means."


    RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
    mopping we bother?"


    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
    Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


    RS: "We bother?"


    G: "No..just put the bother on the side."


    RS: "Wad?"


    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."


    RS: "Copy?"


    G: "Sorry?"


    RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"


    G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."


    RS: "One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
    baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
    copy....rye??"


    G: "Whatever you say"


    RS: "Tendjewberrymud"


    G : "You're welcome"
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    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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