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    A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room
    service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
    published in the Far East Economic Review.

    Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

    RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

    Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow
    July den?" (Ow July zem)

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled

    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine"

    RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

    G: "What?"

    RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

    G: "I don't think so"

    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    'judo one toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
    mopping we bother?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
    Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bother?"

    G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

    RS: "Wad?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    RS: "Copy?"

    G: "Sorry?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. *** ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
    baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and

    G: "Whatever you say"

    RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

    G : "You're welcome"
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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