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    Bumper Stickers



    IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!

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    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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    The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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    I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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    If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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    Illiterate? Write For Help.

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    Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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    He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

    But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits

    With An Unarmed Person.

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    You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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    Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph

    Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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    Guys: No Shirt, No Service

    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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    If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does

    My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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    Ax Me About Ebonics.

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    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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    Boldly Going Nowhere.

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    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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    Heart Attacks: God's Revenge

    For Eating His Animal Friends

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    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down

    Before He Admits He is Lost?

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    All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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    AND Finally









    "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

    TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR

    THE SAME REASON"
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
    "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

  • #2
    LOVE IT !!!!!!! But why does so many of them fit me and my wheelchair driving ????????

    Love ya

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    • #3
      70 MPH in your wheel chair WOW you can drive!
      CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
      "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
      Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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      • #4
        Carl.

        I'll bet that's where the "Changing lane, cover me" comes in handy: No turn signals either I'm sure

        <Insert woman driver joke here>


        !!! GILL, Where's that ducking icon when I need it????


        -Marcel
        http://marleb.com
        DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

        NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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        • #5
          It's all yours, Marcel .



          For myself, I'm trying hard not to think about 'bumper' stickers for wheelchairs, especially on an electric theme.

          Gill (overlooking the comment about women drivers for the time being - but I'll getcha!)
          There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.
          (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

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          • #6
            I think it's Canadians who don't use turn signals...and they look at you real funny if you lay on the horn when they cut you off <grin>

            Bob (who is still recovering from his frightening trip north of the border driving his little ford escort among all the HUGE Canadian SUVs)
            www.GrobetUSA.com

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            • #7
              Trun signals? We don't need no stinkin turn signals!
              CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
              "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
              Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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              • #8
                Bumper stickers

                My favorites are:
                If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk. and

                As a matter of fact I do own the whole darn road!

                The second one, I wanted to buy in bulk and when someone tried to run me off the road, follow them and give them one so that I would be warned in advance. But since that's not a good idea, I just mutter not so nice names at them. I guess I'm telling them.

                Linda E. aka Stickers

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                • #9
                  One I saw on a Native American Indians truck at a Pow Wow --

                  "Redmen scalp their enemys-
                  White Men skin their friends."

                  John

                  Old Dust

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                  • #10
                    I like that...

                    One of my favs is

                    "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons
                    For you are crunchy and good with ketchup

                    Bob
                    www.GrobetUSA.com

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                    • #11
                      CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
                      "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
                      Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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                      • #12
                        Saw a good one over the weekend...

                        Historians never die
                        They just lose their census

                        My sister in law has a good one too - but this is a family forum!

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                        • #13
                          Seriously Carl my Jazzy will go 17 mph --yes I do drive it that fast sometimes-- I use it outside like my tractor and have had a few races in it-- my doctors once said she is very amblutory in her little green "mean Machine" I have used it so much that I had to recover the seat twice and it still looks good.. it is to much for inside use so I have a small one I use iinside that wouldn't get me out of grass much less help me pull branches or trees up .. My mean machine will get me there no matter where I want to go and back --as long as I can keep it charged..
                          Sharon

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                          • #14
                            Some from the frozen north:

                            Eat moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong!

                            Alaska: we shoot wolves, not tourists.

                            Alaska: Where men are men and so are the women.

                            Alaska: Where women are men and men are scared.
                            ‎"Orphans are easier to ignore before you know their names. They're easier to ignore before you see their faces. It's easier to pretend they're not real before you hold them in your arms. But once you do, everything changes."

                            D. Platt

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                            • #15
                              Carl,

                              I think maybe that dragon needs to be put with Gill's sausage thread. Seem like it would fit nicely there.
                              Kelly
                              "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

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