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  • Tainting the Family Tree

    The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their
    ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had
    included Senators and Wall Street wizards.

    They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
    children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only
    one problem arose - how to handle that great-uncle George,
    who was executed in the electric chair.

    The author said he could handle the story tactfully.

    The book appeared. It said:
    "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
    at an important government institution,
    was attached to his position by the strongest of
    ties, and his death came as a great shock."
    http://marleb.com
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    Now that is a spin doctor!

    I wish I had those talents when people ask me to help them write resumes.
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
    "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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    • #3
      Loved it.

      Some of my family have asked me to scroll the family tree - can't figure out how to get the disconnected and disfigured branches scrolled......
      Fred
      aka Pop's Shop
      Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain!.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by popsshop
        Loved it.

        Some of my family have asked me to scroll the family tree - can't figure out how to get the disconnected and disfigured branches scrolled......

        At least it doesn't go straight up without any branches!
        Fred


        There's a fine line between woodworking and insanity, I'm just not sure which side of the line I'm on!

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