The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their
ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had
included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only
one problem arose - how to handle that great-uncle George,
who was executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared. It said:
"Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
at an important government institution,
was attached to his position by the strongest of
ties, and his death came as a great shock."
ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had
included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their
children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only
one problem arose - how to handle that great-uncle George,
who was executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared. It said:
"Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics
at an important government institution,
was attached to his position by the strongest of
ties, and his death came as a great shock."
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