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  • minowevie
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    Yep I agree with Marcel. that sounds like a pretty good excuse to me. mmmmmmm think i will use it. Evie

    But honey, the computer did it.

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  • Marcel in Longueuil
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    Hey Chuck,

    You sure you did not confound that one with the one called "Mariage" ?

    Regards,
    Marcel

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  • ChuckD
    started a topic Nasty Virus

    Nasty Virus

    *If you receive an email entitled* *_"Bedtimes"_**_ _**_
    _*
    *Delete it IMMEDIATELY.** **Do not open it** **. Apparently this one is
    pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but
    it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
    It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
    your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses
    subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
    will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.**_ _**_This
    virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank._*

    *IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will
    drink ALL your beer.** **FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??**_ _**_It
    will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company._** **It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
    Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98
    environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
    plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
    the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
    your skim milk with whole milk.*

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