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  • Where Has All The Lipstick Gone?

    According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was
    faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning
    to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
    fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press
    their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met
    them there with the custodian. She explained that all these
    lip prints were causing a major problem for the
    custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To
    demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors,
    she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the
    toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

    Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    Marcel, that one was a hoot!

    Thanks for brightening up my day.

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