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  • Signs You're Showing Way Too Much 90's Mentality

    * Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast-food
    bags out of the back seat of your car.

    * Your reason for not staying in better touch with your
    family is that they don't have E-mail addresses.

    * Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to
    your bookmarks.

    * You have a "to do" list that includes entries for lunch
    and bathroom breaks --and they are usually the ones that
    never get crossed off.

    * You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your
    parents.

    * Standard pick-up lines now include references to liquid
    assets and capital gains.

    * You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

    * You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing
    cabinet."

    * Your idea of being organized is multiple colored sticky
    notes.

    * Your grocery list has been on the front of your fridge so
    long some of the products don't even exist any longer.

    * You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on how
    to improve their production and marketing
    processes.

    * You get all excited when it's Saturday -- and that just
    means you can wear your sweats to work.

    * You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
    "deliverables."

    * You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what it is
    you do for a living.

    * You typically eat out of vending machines, and at the most
    expensive restaurant in the city, within the same
    week.

    * You think that "progressing an action plan" and
    "calendarizing a project" are standard and acceptable English
    phrases.

    * You know the people at the airport hotels better than your
    next-door neighbors.

    * You ask your friends to, "think out of the box" when
    making Friday night plans.

    * You think Einstein would have been more effective if he
    put his ideas into matrix.

    * You think a "half day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

    * You hear most of your jokes via E-mail instead of in
    person.
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    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    Love it Marcel lol
    Charlie
    "Everything Happens for a Reason"
    Craftsman 18in. 21609

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    • #3
      How True!

      Tim
      "All it Takes For the Forces of EVIL to Rule Is For Enough GOOD People To DO NOTHING!"

      Saws: Excaliber 30; Dewalt 788 'Twins', Makita SJ401 (Retired), Grizzly G1012 18" Bandsaw

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