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    1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
    2. A will is a dead giveaway
    3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
    4. A backward poet writes inverse.
    5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
    that votes.
    6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
    7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
    8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
    9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
    10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
    12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum
    13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
    15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
    16. A calendar's days are numbered.
    17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
    18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
    21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
    22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
    24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
    25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
    26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
    27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
    28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large
    number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    How fun, thanks for the humor, your friend Evie


    • #3
      Marcel, those are some good ones, indeed.
      Thanks for the chuckles.


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