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    FINALLY , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY

    WE ALWAYS HEAR " THE RULES "
    FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.


    NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.
    THESE ARE OUR RULES!
    PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!


    1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

    1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
    YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
    WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
    YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

    1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON
    OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
    LET IT BE.

    1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT.
    AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.

    1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

    1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
    LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
    SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
    STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
    OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
    JUST SAY IT!

    1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY
    QUESTION.

    1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLE M ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT.
    THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

    1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM.
    SEE A DOCTOR.

    1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
    IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
    1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE THE VICTORIA 'S SECRET GIRLS,
    Don't EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.

    1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
    DON'T ASK US.

    1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE
    INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS
    MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

    1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING
    OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.
    NOT BOTH.
    IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

    1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING
    COMMERCIALS.

    1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

    1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
    PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A
    FRUIT.
    WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

    1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.
    WE DO THAT.

    1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE
    NOTHING'S WRONG.
    WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

    1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO,
    EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

    1 . WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANY THING YOU WEAR IS FINE...
    REALLY.

    1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED
    TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL, THE SHOTGUN FORMATION,
    OR GOLF.

    1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

    1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

    1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

    1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
    YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;
    http://marleb.com
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    I like those lol

    Charlie,
    Charlie
    "Everything Happens for a Reason"
    Craftsman 18in. 21609

    http://wolfmooncreations.weebly.com

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    • #3
      lol......being henpecked....no i mean happly married......i refuse to make any comments because she'll know......
      Pete Ripaldi

      ---------------------------------
      "Insert Clever Tag Line Here..."

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      • #4
        Marcel
        We men must stick together, here's the MAN song.

        btw

        this is not pete, its my twin borther again.......


        http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html
        Pete Ripaldi

        ---------------------------------
        "Insert Clever Tag Line Here..."

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        • #5
          I printed that out and gave it to My Lady and said something appropriate.
          Sure enough I am sleeping on the couch tonight.
          Chuck D


          When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
          Jean De La Bruyere...

          l
          Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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