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    Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited
    in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he
    realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom.

    So, Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be
    excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to
    be quick.

    Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate
    and embarrassed.
    "I can't find it," he admitted.

    The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to
    where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find
    it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on
    his way.

    Well five minutes later he returned to the class room and
    says to the teacher, "I can't find it."

    Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at
    the school for
    awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

    So, Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they
    both return and
    sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did
    you find it?"

    Tommy is quick with his reply, "Oh sure, he just had his
    boxer shorts on
    backwards."
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    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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