I'm Doomed

[ozarkhillbilly]

ROFLMAO! Thanks Marcel.....

[Marcel in Longueuil]

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh
God, I'm doomed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms
out: "No my son, you are NOT doomed. Pick up that stone at
your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front
of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and attacks the chief,
feverishly bashing at his head with all his strength. He
stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and
surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their
faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're doomed."