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    An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
    surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon
    surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh
    God, I'm doomed."

    There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms
    out: "No my son, you are NOT doomed. Pick up that stone at
    your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front
    of you."

    So the explorer picks up the stone and attacks the chief,
    feverishly bashing at his head with all his strength. He
    stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and
    surrounded by 100 cannibals with a look of shock on their

    The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're doomed."
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    ROFLMAO! Thanks Marcel.....

    DeWalt 788

    aut viam inveniam aut faciam

    God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am one tough cookie.....


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