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    Blood, a young vampire bat came flapping in from the night,
    covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the
    cave to get some sleep. Before long, all the other bats
    smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got
    it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them to
    please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't
    going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.

    "OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew
    out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind
    him. Down through the valley they went, across the river and
    into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the
    other bats excitedly gathered around him.

    "Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

    "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    Thanks for the laugh, Marcel.
    "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney


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