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  • A Scottish Wedding

    Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

    "Och, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organized already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night..."

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Heavens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!

    "And what's the tartan?" Archie then asks.



    "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
    There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.
    (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

  • #2
    Duh, Sorry don't get it!!!!
    Chuck D


    When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
    Jean De La Bruyere...

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    Hegner 18, Delta p-20, Griz 14 inch Band saw

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    • #3
      alright, Gill!

      Gill-

      That's a good one, aye.

      ChuckD-

      Archie said "And what's the tartan?" OK here it is "And what's the Tart in".

      -Bill
      -Bill

      My saw is a DeWalt788 Measure twice; cut once; count fingers after cut

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      • #4
        Since my sister (who is also Scottish, as if you couldn't guess by my last name) got married this weekend...I'll be sure to pass this on to her!!!

        Wonderful!!!

        Bob
        www.GrobetUSA.com

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