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    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

    If you look like your passport picture you probably need the
    trip.

    Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way
    again.

    Eat Well . . . Stay Fit . . . Die Anyway.

    Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

    No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist
    change places.

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize
    a mistake when you make it again.

    I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is
    when I'm in the bathroom.

    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
    never cease to be amused.
    http://marleb.com
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    well

    dont know why i laughed, none of them apply to me......duh
    Pete Ripaldi

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    • #3
      And that's why I'm in charge of dishes at my house!!!

      Bob
      www.GrobetUSA.com

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      • #4
        does loading the dishwasher apply in this case? please advise a life may be at stake
        Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788

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        • #5
          No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
          Nor has a husband ever been shot while using a vacuum cleaner.
          Nor has a husband ever been shot while cleaning up after aiming at the loo erratically.
          Nor has an elephant ever been shot in a cherry tree while sporting toenails cunningly painted red to look like cherries.

          Why?

          Coz these things just don't happen!

          Gill
          There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.
          (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)

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          • #6
            HO HO HO Your all to funny, and, never has a hubby been shot for giving a wife time off.

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            • #7
              I wish a husband would of been shot doing the dishes then maybe I wouldn't have to do them every night! LOL

              Eric

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Eric
                I wish a husband would of been shot doing the dishes then maybe I wouldn't have to do them every night! LOL

                Eric
                AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW Eric, good husbond , good husbond, I was wondering though, who does the cooking. My Hubby is so spoiled. he even gets surved. drats , whats roung with this picture. mmm maybe I should rethink all this stuff. Evie

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