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    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
    He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
    from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop
    from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
    deputy's expense.

    Deputy says,"License and registration, please."
    Lawyer says, "What for?"
    Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
    Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
    Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
    registration, please."
    Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
    Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
    that' s the law. License and registration, please!"

    Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
    stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me
    the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
    Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the
    deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving
    crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow

    DeWalt 788

    aut viam inveniam aut faciam

    God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am one tough cookie.....

  • #2
    lol now that was funny
    Daryl S. Walters Psycotic scroller with a DeWalt 788


    • #3
      I loved it. Serves him right.

      My saw is a DeWalt788 Measure twice; cut once; count fingers after cut


      • #4
        always great to start the day with a laugh!
        Thanks Bill
        "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
        Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21


        • #5
          great...just spit my coffee out........good one
          Pete Ripaldi

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          • #6
            BIG chuckles
            There is no opinion, however absurd, which men will not readily embrace as soon as they can be brought to the conviction that it is readily adopted.
            (Schopenhauer, Die Kunst Recht zu Behalten)


            • #7
              VERY VERY BIG Chuckles

              LIFE'S SHORT, USE IT WELL


              • #8
                Yep tooooooooo funny. Evie


                • #9
                  Gotta luv it. Hilarious.


                  Paul S.


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