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    A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher
    sitting on his porch with his dog:

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin alright"

    Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
    food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
    regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
    protect me from the elements."

    Rancher: (total look of amazement)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"

    Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......

    "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"

    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    Marcel you are so bad
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    • #3
      Originally posted by CanadianScroller
      Marcel you are so bad

      what he said..........
      Pete Ripaldi

      "Insert Clever Tag Line Here..."


      • #4
        AAHHa????? I don't get it. Evie


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