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    A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher
    sitting on his porch with his dog:

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"


    Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"


    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"


    Dog: "Doin alright"


    Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)


    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"


    Dog: "Yep."


    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
    food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


    Rancher: (Look of disbelief)


    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


    Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"


    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"


    Horse: "Cool."


    Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)


    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)


    Horse: "Yep."


    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
    regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to
    protect me from the elements."


    Rancher: (total look of amazement)


    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"


    Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)......


    "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"



    Regards,
    Marcel
    http://marleb.com
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    Marcel you are so bad
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
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    • #3
      Originally posted by CanadianScroller
      Marcel you are so bad

      what he said..........
      Pete Ripaldi

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      • #4
        AAHHa????? I don't get it. Evie

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