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The Priest and the Drunk

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  • The Priest and the Drunk

    A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He
    sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his
    face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty
    bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.

    He opened his newspaper and started reading---a
    couple of minutes later he asked the priest: "Father what
    causes arthritis"?

    "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap
    wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow

    "Well I'll be ****ed", the drunk muttered and returned to
    reading his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man
    and apologized.

    "I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong --- how
    long have you had arthritis"?

    "I don't, father, I was just reading in the paper that the
    Pope has arthritis."
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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