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    Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
    Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in
    now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth
    for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it

    The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
    soaring above the Rocky mountains. "So be it," says St.
    Peter, and off flies the first priest.

    The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks,
    "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter? "No, I told you
    the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what
    you're doing. The week's a freebie. "In that case," says the
    second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud.""So be it,"
    says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

    A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells
    St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any
    trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be
    easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies,
    flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be
    more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. St. Peter answered,
    "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    sawdustus of hiawatha

    thanks Marcel,
    lol at 8:30 a.m. is good for the heart. Where do you get your jokes? they are great!
    A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

    delta 650, hawk G426


    • #3
      LOL Marcel

      make sure ya know what your wishing for or ya just might get it lol

      "Everything Happens for a Reason"
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