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    Random thoughts




    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

    I had amnesia once -- or twice.

    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

    If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses
    sidesaddle.

    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

    They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
    he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

    Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
    who can't get his pants off.

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
    CAЯL HIRD-RUTTEЯ
    "proud member of the best scroll sawing forum on the net."
    Ryobi SC180VS scroll saw EX21

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    Very Very Funny
    Marsha
    LIFE'S SHORT, USE IT WELL

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    • #3
      Those are great.
      Kelly
      "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

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