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    An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the
    doctor said, "Friend, for your age your in the best shape
    I've seen."

    The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living.
    Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."

    The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

    The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life
    the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me
    every time I get up in the middle of the night."

    The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the
    night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on
    the light for you?"

    "Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the
    bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."

    Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old
    man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had
    to let her know what her husband said.

    "I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's
    in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental
    condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go
    to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

    "He what?" she cried.

    "He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom,
    the Lord turns the light on for him."

    "Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing
    in the refrigerator!"
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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    lol Marcel

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