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    Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with
    "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by
    midnight ... promise!

    Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down
    easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and
    cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up,
    so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself,
    having the quick wittedness -- even when smashed -- to escape a
    possible conflict.

    Next morning the misses asked me what time I got in and I
    told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

    She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I
    asked her why she said "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'dang
    it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3
    times, cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled."

    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2

    "Everything Happens for a Reason"
    Craftsman 18in. 21609


    • #3
      too funny. lol


      • #4
        I've seen that joke a couple of times, but it's one of the funniest ones out there. Maybe because I can actually visualize some drunk actually doing that same thing.
        "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney


        • #5
          hehe good one, have seen a similar one to this involving a guy bringing snails home

          Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!!


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