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    A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
    After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom:
    "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
    Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
    The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
    Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"




    Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said:
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap.
    You should see the front of my pants!"



    A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


    Have a nice weekend,
    Marcel
    http://marleb.com
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    Something else I've come to really enjoy about this group of people. This is hilarious!!



    Jim
    Jim
    DeWalt DW788 & Dremel 1680

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    • #3
      Nice one Marcel LOL


      Charlie,
      Charlie
      "Everything Happens for a Reason"
      Craftsman 18in. 21609

      http://wolfmooncreations.weebly.com

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      • #4
        Rats

        A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.
        He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner. The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."
        As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. With! in a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Harbor as he could.
        Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.
        The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back !" "Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze this was edited by the moderator because it may offended someone. It was a mininority but we can't let that happen now can we, or can we???? If you are not affended and want to hear about the joke PM me.CHUCK
        Last edited by ChuckD; 06-07-2006, 02:01 PM.
        Chuck D


        When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and noble thoughts in you, do not look for any other standard to judge by: the work is good, the product of a master craftsman.
        Jean De La Bruyere...

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