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    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for
    your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
    in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?


    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
    every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
    naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
    can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
    just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    what is baby oil made from?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
    it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    DW788. -Have fun in the shop or it isn't a hobby anymore.

    NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

  • #2
    I stopped singing when I read that line.

    That's food for thought
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    • #3
      Why do they have braille on a drive through ATM machine?

      Why do the stoplights have audible cuckoos for blind people?

      Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

      Why do Klingons always orbit Uranus?

      Why do we always use the word down after fall? You cant fall up!

      Why do people read these dumb things?
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      • #4
        Too funny , and I don't have a clue. your friend Evie


        • #5
          It sounds as if you guys like George Carlin also.
          A day without sawdust is a day without sunshine.

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