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    Man in the Theater

    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
    theater. When
    the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,
    "Sorry,
    sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

    The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
    impatient.

    "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
    call the
    manager."

    Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
    turned and
    marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

    In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned
    and stood over
    the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move
    him, but
    with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

    The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
    right buddy,
    what's your name?"

    "Sam," the man moaned.

    "Where ya from, Sam?"

    With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
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    Marcel,

    That was great. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
    Kelly
    "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." Walt Disney

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