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Man in the Theater
Man in the Theater
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
theater. When
the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,
"Sorry,
sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the
manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and
marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned
and stood over
the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move
him, but
with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy,
what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
theater. When
the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,
"Sorry,
sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became
impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the
manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and
marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned
and stood over
the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move
him, but
with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All
right buddy,
what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
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