Senior Dress Code

[Dusty Buffalo]

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least


13. Thongs and Depends

[Marcel in Longueuil]

And how about pierced ears (not the lobe in women) and hearing aids?

[SharonW0111]

Now what I want to know is HOW did you two guys manage to look into my windows???
Dusty next time you sneek in the back yard please lock the gate back when you leave- nothing worse than walking barefoot out there and find other peoples dogs " presents"
Sharon

[will8989]

Thanks for the good laugh guys!