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    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
    to the veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was hair in
    its ears so she cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
    The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair

    At the register the pharmacist tells her:
    "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
    The lady says, I'm not using it under my arms."
    The pharmacist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
    The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs, either.
    If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
    The pharmacist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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    Carl your so bad. I was going to say . I didn't undearstand. but . lol
    NOw I say . your so bad. lol your friend Evie. PS There is alot of frogs in hawieie.


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