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  • Sawdust King: Tim, please don't read (Just kidding, couldn't resist)

    Great Shot!

    The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and
    realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
    spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

    So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick
    and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as
    the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out
    of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he
    knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his

    Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was
    Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

    At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
    while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're
    not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

    The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then
    Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the
    pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the
    hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was
    astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let
    him do that?"

    The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
    Last edited by BobD; 05-01-2006, 10:18 AM. Reason: Secord story a little too off color; we are trying to gather younger scrollers
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  • #2
    Thanks Marcel, Here's one also......

    Kenny moved toTexas and bought a donkey from a farmer for 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.
    Kenny replied," Well, then, just give me my money back."
    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
    Kenny said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
    Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him."
    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey."
    Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just don't tell anybody he is dead."
    A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
    "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
    The farmer said," Didn't anyone complain?"
    "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."

    DeWalt 788

    aut viam inveniam aut faciam

    God gives us only what we can handle.. Apparently God thinks I am one tough cookie.....


    • #3
      Thanks Guys ----- Sharon
      Somehow I can actually imagine there is truth to all 3 of the stories--


      • #4
        A good start to my day. Thanks for the laughs.


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